The Dairy Free, Soy Free, Gluten Free, No Beef, No Egg Dinner Challenge

So I cant have lactose or soy. And we were having a friend over who cant have dairy, gluten, beef or egg whites. So I decided that there must be a way to make a complete meal that wouldn't make either of us feel like a freak. So here is the menu:

Appetizer:
Tostitos Scoops
Vegan "Queso"
Salsa

Dinner:
Chicken Salsa Verde
Refried Beans
Store Bought Tortillas
Salad

Dessert:
Cookies (Bob's Red Mill Gluten Free using egg free directions and butter flavor Crisco and water in place of butter) for my friend (these meet all his requirements but have soy)
Cowboy Cookies for me